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Michael Jackson Confident about Verdict

Monday, June 6th, 2005

Reverend Jesse Jackson is saying that Michael Jackson does not feel offended in relations to his appellant but does feel bad for those who were disloyal towards him and appeared as witnesses against him. Jackson says Michael considers that he will be set free if the jury follows orders relating to sensible doubts.

The pop star “declares his innocent in the most private session” says Rev.Jackson who has been speaking with the singer during the hearings in court

Jackson says the pop star feels that people he trusted, people he employed, and people he thought he was being kind to, have been disloyal towards him.

The Reverend says the defendant, on the other hand is not upset at his complainant but “speaks of the injustice of the sheriff”. The Pop singer feels that the law has had a ten year obsession with him.

British VIP’S Sex Orgy

Friday, April 22nd, 2005

Lawyers, city brokers, fashion models, aristocrats, politicians, corporate directors, and Prince Andrew’s female bodyguard were amongst the 300 swingers to gather a London mansion of Saturday to enjoy what was meant to be a secret VIP Sex orgy.

Sarah Cox, 26, also guards Prime Minister Tony Blair whenever he spends time at Chequers, the PM’s official country residence.

Cox and her boyfriend, PC Bernard Bourdillon, were hired to take care of security the mansion where couples paid £150 to enjoy a romp in a specially designed 20 x 14 foot steel-reinforced bed.

It wasn’t long before Cox and Bourdillon decided to throw off their own clothes to get a piece of the action themselves during the first orgy of 2005 organized for members of an elite swinger’s society that’s open only to the rich and famous throughout the world.

What Cox and Bourdillon didn’t know was that one of the UK’s tabloids had sent undercover reporters to film the scene as naked men and women got together on the pink satin covered bed and any other available surface. Whilst chatting with reporters they admitted to borrowing police metal detectors to search guests with.

The couple could now face disciplinary action.

Shame on them! You can’t just ‘borrow’ police property as and how you see fit and with the money the orgy arrangers have, they could quite easily have bought their own.

But, as much as what Cox and Bourdillon did was wrong, the reporters who ‘mingled’ with the guests were invading other people’s personal privacy and that, surely, is equally as wrong? Since when did what consenting adults do “beneath the covers” (or atop the marble tables) become a concert of the general public? Exactly what consequence could possibly justify other people’s sexual preferences being treated as ‘news’?

A sickening desire for sensationalism combined with an unhealthy smattering of jealousy is the most obvious answer.

The tabloids appeal to a section of society that’s generally unable to enjoy the luxuries of VIPs so what could be better than to publicly humiliate those we envy? Reversed snobbery, plain and simple.

Apart from the use of police property, nothing was reported that might not have happened in any street, in any town, in any country. There was no proof that illegal drugs were taken and no minors were involved. What then, was the problem?

Reporting the misconduct surrounding the metal detectors would be considered acceptable practice. To quote what was said by guests at the ‘party’ when they had no idea they were even being interviewed is inexcusable but to print stills from the secret film as well, that’s despicable.

And to think stories like these sell newspapers!

Charles and Camilla Tie more than one Knot

Monday, April 11th, 2005

CHARLIE GETS HIS DARLING
by Helen Claxton

Saturday saw Prince Charles, son of Queen Elizabeth II and first in line to the British throne, marry Camilla Parker Bowles, now the Duchess of Cornwall.

Despite speculation that the Queen was deeply saddened by the couple’s intention to marry, as she appeared behind the couple as they left St. George’s Chapel, her smile was nothing less than radiant.

Crowds of well wishers waving flags and wearing the usual array of red, white, and blue paraphernalia, had gathered to cheer the couple as they entered into married life. However, some bore t-shirts sporting slogans of “Diana: We’ll Never Forget You”.

Nobody’s expecting anybody to forget the deceased princess so why wear a t-shirt emblazoned with her name and face to the wedding of her former husband and his new partner? Are these people really so naïve that they believe the world needs reminding of Diana’s former existence, lest we should have forgotten? Or was it a disrespectful protest against the union of Charles and Camilla? I think the answer to that one’s quite obvious.

All of this begs the question: Why are so many against this union?

“They were unfaithful while they were married,” some are saying.

They’ve both admitted that they were indeed unfaithful to their partners during marriage so there’s no doubting the truth in that particular statement. They even went as far as to confess their “manifold sins and wickedness” during the blessing of their marriage by Archbishop Rowan Williams on Saturday.

I can’t help wondering just how many of those who are using the couple’s lack of fidelity as an excuse for their reservation toward our future king’s wife have actually been 100% faithful throughout their own relationships. According to Peggy Vaughan, author of “The Monogamy Myth”, “Conservative estimates are that 60 percent of men and 40 percent of women will have an extramarital affair.” So what does that suggest? I doubt I need to spell it out.

So, what else might the problem be?

Just yesterday, whilst discussing this issue, I was told: “If it hadn’t been for her, Charles and Diana would never have split up.”

How presumptuous is that? Charles has admitted his affair but insists that his marriage to Diana had already irrevocably broken down.

Diana was just nineteen when she married the thirteen year older Charles. Understandably, the young princess wanted to go to pop concerts, bop around Highgrove House whilst listening to Depeche Mode and other popular 80s bands, shop until she dropped and dress in wild outfits to go clubbing with girlfriends. Charles, on the other hand, preferred a more relaxed existence enjoying country shoots, visits to the opera and an evening unwinding with a glass of good wine with Bach or Handel playing in the background. The two were poles apart.

Diana tried to enjoy country life and Charles accompanied his wife to several pop concerts; it just didn’t work. Both felt uncomfortable in the others’ world.

Although the princess did an excellent job as her own ambassador, she failed miserably in the position of Princess of Wales. The future king needed a strong woman at his side who could support him in his own work but Diana, unfortunately, simply wasn’t up to the job.

If their marriage had lasted it would almost certainly have been a paper marriage and not one based on love and mutual respect.

Perhaps she was simply “a brood mare”, as some say, chosen for the Prince in order to produce an heir to the throne. If that was the case, they have my commiseration.

“…And she looks like a horse!”

What? Hold on there a moment! Since when did a woman have to look a certain way in order to be loved?

Walk down any high street on a Saturday afternoon and you’ll see women who are far less attractive ‘on the surface’ than the Duchess. Somebody fell in love with and married most of those women so why not Camilla? What exactly are these people saying?
I’m blowed if I know!

Camilla’s infidelity towards her husband is never mentioned and the childish name-calling amongst so-called adults is far too ridiculous to be taken seriously. The one and only reason the nation is divided is because the die hard Diana fans just can’t accept that Charles actually preferred Camilla to his porcelain doll of a wife.

For reasons known only to Charles himself, even though he had a wife the nation idolised, he felt drawn towards his good friend Camilla. Right from the very start of their friendship the pair had enjoyed a close and it’s just a shame Camilla, believing there was no chance for her with Charles, married Andrew Parker Bowles instead. These things happen. How many of us haven’t made a mistake and regretted a marriage?

Charles and Diana were both played away. Who did it first is irrelevant. Excusing Diana’s behaviour by saying she was simply following her husband’s lead isn’t good enough. The behaviour of one person isn’t cancelled out by the behaviour or another, regardless of who did what first. It’s amazing what a good-looking woman with a coy smile can get away with!

Diana was no saint. She was a woman like many other women – fun-loving, emotionally needy and jealous of her husband’s friend. That she was exceptionally beautiful and dressed with impeccable taste was no doubt icing on the cake for the nation but looks and designer dresses do not a good queen make!

Let’s give Camilla a chance. There’s no doubt that this is a love match and if their relationship has lasted through the numerous storms that have raged around them, then they obviously have something going for them that Charles and Diana simply never did. Camilla isn’t going away.

The Princes William and Harry have accepted her, no doubt with their mother’s memory fresh in their minds, so why, as a nation, can’t we?

Female Entertainers (Strippers!) Pt. 2

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

Forget mail-order brides, find a stripper, you won’t have to pay for shipping.
By Strawberry

Initially I thought following the trail of sparkling glitter and lingering perfume across the USA, to bring you the hottest strippers in the states, was going to be a HUGE task. But the following past two weeks since my initial article on this topic, I have been inundated with emails. It seems there are plenty of you who want your favorite ‘hot’ spots to be featured. So, following your suggestions I sent some guys and girls out to find the best among your favorites. This week we will take you to Alaska where the girls are hot enough to melt snow and leave you feeling like you’re in Texas where the cowgirls ride you like a bull all the way down to Florida where the girls will keep you cool. Follow us as we take you on a journey to the girls that will make you cream.

Cum warm my buns
While living out in the cold of Anchorage Alaska, most take the time to warm up with the sexy eskimo bunnies at The Great Alaskan Bush Company. Where there are currently over 100 good looking dancers employed and ready to heat you up. With a fully stock bar offering inexpensive drinks and a variety of girls for every taste bud makes this the hottest strip club with a guarantee that you’ll have a good time and a hard on. So, take off that windbreaker, kick up those snow boots, grab a drink and enjoy the tunes, the lighting effects and the girls at The Great Alaskan Bush Company.

Time to saddle up

Texas is known as the land of the cowboys, but as we found out it’s the cowgirls that know how to keep you coming back for more. So, we went to the heart of Austi and fell head over heals with the girls at Joy of Austin. With over 300 beautiful girls there is absolute certainty that you will find what you’re looking for. They swing on the poll, grind on your lap and play with their toys just for your enjoyment. These dancers know how to please, put a smile on your face and a chubby in your pants. Joy of Austin also offers a four star lunch and dinner menu, daily meal specials, drink specials and above all a comfortable atmosphere and a clean lounge. So, yall come back now, ya hear?

Hotter than a flame
Our last stop this week takes us to Daytona, Florida where the weather will leave you sweating and so will the 50 dancers at Lollipops. This place has a magnificent set up with 3 show bars, rock music, full bar, excellent prices and show stopping action. Is one on one not enough for you? Don’t worry about it. Maybe you need two or three or four dancers playing with one another just for you ON you. This place is unexplainable and a definite favorite of mine. Latinas are a speciality.I urge you to go there the next time that you’re in Florida. There is no excuse good enough for you not to!!!!

American as apple pie, but not nearly so filling
We’ve already packed our bags so come back next week and hit the road with us to see if your all time favorite strip clubs made their way to the Strawberry Patch. Website Suggestion of the Week: Men’s Club Guide
Female Entertainers (Conclusion)
The final of a three part series on where to find the naked women on poles you desire.

Female Entertainers Conclusion by : Strawberry
I could go on and on listing the hottest strip clubs in the USA but I am not because I have much more interesting columns to share with you in the future. So, I’m going to finalize it all this week by giving you the top 50 strip clubs throughout the states. To create this list I took several elements into consideration. I considered the beauty of the girls, how hard they worked to earn a buck and the overall satisfaction of a lap dance. Location, prices, club design, staff and cleanliness all weighed in as well. I’d like to thank everyone who assisted in putting this list together. So, read, enjoy and make every effort to visit at least 5 of them in your lifetime.

50. Cowboys (Lexington, Kentucky)
49. Beach Girls (Des Moines, Iowa)
48. Big Daddy’s (New Orleans, Louisiana)
47. Beansnappers (Appleton, Wisconsin)
46. Foxy’s (North Little Rock, Arkansas)
45. Bronze Boot (Waupaca, Wisconsin)
44. Bishop’s Corner (Bridgeport, Connecticut)
43. Stiletto’s (NYC, New York)
42. Cruiser’s (North Webster, Indiana)
41. Blumac’s (Boise, Idaho)

40. Ten’s Showclub (Tucson, Arizona)
39. High Heels (Jefferson, New Jersey)
38. Diva’s (Bangor, Maine)
37. Crystal City (Arlington, Virginia)
36. Paradise (Salt Lake City, Utah)
35. The Showplace (Dover, New Jersey)
34. Paradise Saloon (Lawrence, Kansas)
33. Al’s Showplace (Nashville, Tennessee)
32. Bandaids (Phoenix, Arizona)
31. Bazooka’s (Kansas City, Missouri)

30. Cheetah’s (San Diego, California)
29. Centerfold’s 2000 (North Oxford, Massachusetts)
28. Club Madonna (Miami, Florida)
27. Planet Rock (Barre, Vermont)
26. Huddle Club (Kearnysville, West Virginia)
25. Blue Flame (Atlanta, Georgia)
24. Club Northern (Fargo, North Dakota)
23. Baby Dolls (Topeka, Kansas)
22. Fanny’s Show Bar (Atlanta, Georgia)
21. Boomers (Marietta, Georgia)

20. 4 Play (Los Angeles, California)
19. Flashdancers (NYC, New York)
18. Privilege (NYC, New York)
17. Men’s Club (Dallas/Houston, Texas)
16. Clancy’s (Washington DC)
15. Stiletto’s (Nanuet, New York)
14. Christie’s Cabaret (Phoenix, Arizona)
13. Bare Elegance (Hawthorne, California)
12. The Great Alaskan Bush Company II (Anchorage, Alaska)
11. The VIP Club (NYC, New York)

10. Joy of Austin (Austin, Texas)
09. Aphrodite (Boynton Beach, Florida)
08. Club Femme (Honolulu, Hawaii)
07. Platinum Cabaret (Yuma, Arizona)
06. Centerfolds (San Francisco, California)
05. Solid Gold (North Miami Beach, Florida)
04. Cheetah’s (Las Vegas, Nevada)
03. Lace (West Nyack, New York)
02. Lollipops (Daytona, Florida)
01. Déjà Vu (Las Vegas, Nevada)

So, now that you know where to go to have a good time, we suggest you return in two weeks to learn about strip club etiquette. Yes, it does exist! And the sooner you know it, the sooner you can maximize the enjoyment for both you and the dancer.