Forget mail-order brides, find a stripper, you won’t have to pay for shipping.
By Strawberry

Initially I thought following the trail of sparkling glitter and lingering perfume across the USA, to bring you the hottest strippers in the states, was going to be a HUGE task. But the following past two weeks since my initial article on this topic, I have been inundated with emails. It seems there are plenty of you who want your favorite ‘hot’ spots to be featured. So, following your suggestions I sent some guys and girls out to find the best among your favorites. This week we will take you to Alaska where the girls are hot enough to melt snow and leave you feeling like you’re in Texas where the cowgirls ride you like a bull all the way down to Florida where the girls will keep you cool. Follow us as we take you on a journey to the girls that will make you cream.

Cum warm my buns
While living out in the cold of Anchorage Alaska, most take the time to warm up with the sexy eskimo bunnies at The Great Alaskan Bush Company. Where there are currently over 100 good looking dancers employed and ready to heat you up. With a fully stock bar offering inexpensive drinks and a variety of girls for every taste bud makes this the hottest strip club with a guarantee that you’ll have a good time and a hard on. So, take off that windbreaker, kick up those snow boots, grab a drink and enjoy the tunes, the lighting effects and the girls at The Great Alaskan Bush Company.

Time to saddle up

Texas is known as the land of the cowboys, but as we found out it’s the cowgirls that know how to keep you coming back for more. So, we went to the heart of Austi and fell head over heals with the girls at Joy of Austin. With over 300 beautiful girls there is absolute certainty that you will find what you’re looking for. They swing on the poll, grind on your lap and play with their toys just for your enjoyment. These dancers know how to please, put a smile on your face and a chubby in your pants. Joy of Austin also offers a four star lunch and dinner menu, daily meal specials, drink specials and above all a comfortable atmosphere and a clean lounge. So, yall come back now, ya hear?

Hotter than a flame
Our last stop this week takes us to Daytona, Florida where the weather will leave you sweating and so will the 50 dancers at Lollipops. This place has a magnificent set up with 3 show bars, rock music, full bar, excellent prices and show stopping action. Is one on one not enough for you? Don’t worry about it. Maybe you need two or three or four dancers playing with one another just for you ON you. This place is unexplainable and a definite favorite of mine. Latinas are a speciality.I urge you to go there the next time that you’re in Florida. There is no excuse good enough for you not to!!!!

American as apple pie, but not nearly so filling
We’ve already packed our bags so come back next week and hit the road with us to see if your all time favorite strip clubs made their way to the Strawberry Patch. Website Suggestion of the Week: Men’s Club Guide
Female Entertainers (Conclusion)
The final of a three part series on where to find the naked women on poles you desire.

Female Entertainers Conclusion by : Strawberry
I could go on and on listing the hottest strip clubs in the USA but I am not because I have much more interesting columns to share with you in the future. So, I’m going to finalize it all this week by giving you the top 50 strip clubs throughout the states. To create this list I took several elements into consideration. I considered the beauty of the girls, how hard they worked to earn a buck and the overall satisfaction of a lap dance. Location, prices, club design, staff and cleanliness all weighed in as well. I’d like to thank everyone who assisted in putting this list together. So, read, enjoy and make every effort to visit at least 5 of them in your lifetime.

50. Cowboys (Lexington, Kentucky)
49. Beach Girls (Des Moines, Iowa)
48. Big Daddy’s (New Orleans, Louisiana)
47. Beansnappers (Appleton, Wisconsin)
46. Foxy’s (North Little Rock, Arkansas)
45. Bronze Boot (Waupaca, Wisconsin)
44. Bishop’s Corner (Bridgeport, Connecticut)
43. Stiletto’s (NYC, New York)
42. Cruiser’s (North Webster, Indiana)
41. Blumac’s (Boise, Idaho)

40. Ten’s Showclub (Tucson, Arizona)
39. High Heels (Jefferson, New Jersey)
38. Diva’s (Bangor, Maine)
37. Crystal City (Arlington, Virginia)
36. Paradise (Salt Lake City, Utah)
35. The Showplace (Dover, New Jersey)
34. Paradise Saloon (Lawrence, Kansas)
33. Al’s Showplace (Nashville, Tennessee)
32. Bandaids (Phoenix, Arizona)
31. Bazooka’s (Kansas City, Missouri)

30. Cheetah’s (San Diego, California)
29. Centerfold’s 2000 (North Oxford, Massachusetts)
28. Club Madonna (Miami, Florida)
27. Planet Rock (Barre, Vermont)
26. Huddle Club (Kearnysville, West Virginia)
25. Blue Flame (Atlanta, Georgia)
24. Club Northern (Fargo, North Dakota)
23. Baby Dolls (Topeka, Kansas)
22. Fanny’s Show Bar (Atlanta, Georgia)
21. Boomers (Marietta, Georgia)

20. 4 Play (Los Angeles, California)
19. Flashdancers (NYC, New York)
18. Privilege (NYC, New York)
17. Men’s Club (Dallas/Houston, Texas)
16. Clancy’s (Washington DC)
15. Stiletto’s (Nanuet, New York)
14. Christie’s Cabaret (Phoenix, Arizona)
13. Bare Elegance (Hawthorne, California)
12. The Great Alaskan Bush Company II (Anchorage, Alaska)
11. The VIP Club (NYC, New York)

10. Joy of Austin (Austin, Texas)
09. Aphrodite (Boynton Beach, Florida)
08. Club Femme (Honolulu, Hawaii)
07. Platinum Cabaret (Yuma, Arizona)
06. Centerfolds (San Francisco, California)
05. Solid Gold (North Miami Beach, Florida)
04. Cheetah’s (Las Vegas, Nevada)
03. Lace (West Nyack, New York)
02. Lollipops (Daytona, Florida)
01. Déjà Vu (Las Vegas, Nevada)

So, now that you know where to go to have a good time, we suggest you return in two weeks to learn about strip club etiquette. Yes, it does exist! And the sooner you know it, the sooner you can maximize the enjoyment for both you and the dancer.

“That’s what I love about high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age.”
- Matthew McConaughey’s character in Dazed & Confused

Women in general are fascinating because one minute, they can be the source of great pleasure for men. Then the next minute, they can make you miserable. Guys, it’s time to give back the same sort of treatment.

Let’s say you are a 25-27 year old man. You have a decent-paying job. You are a decent looking guy. Sure you could use more money, you could always be happier, but in general, things are not that bad. Come Friday night, you go out with your buddies to your local watering hole, looking to a meet a chick. And yet, you seem to fail in your attempts.

Naturally you might start to doubt yourself. The women you want to meet, the good-looking ones with personality seem to ignore you. Meanwhile the only females who seem willing to talk to you are overweight; older women euphimistically named milf who keep one eye on you and the other on your unfinished plate of chicken fingers.

Gentlemen, unless you have a complete and utter lack of social skills (and if you fit that description, just stay the fuck home and out of our way, you take up valuable space at the bar) I’d like to think that eventually you’ll meet someone. But why go the conventional route? Why this post-college urge to suddenly “mature?” If you are 32 and looking to settle down, that’s fine. But if you are 25, what’s the rush? Why go for some girl your own age, some twat whose interest in you is dependent on your bank account balance?

To date 18 year old girls is like getting in on the ground floor of a good neighborhood before it gets overrun by hipster, trendy faggots. 18-year-old girls are young and freshly scrubbed. They are not yet wise in the ways of the world.(Translation=Naïve) Even if they’re in college, they probably haven’t put on the dreaded “freshman 15” yet. (And if they have, dump their dumb ass, they should know better)

Think about it, we all knew that one girl in college. She was hot, but got treated like shit by some meathead. Eventually she got some self –esteem, and now only dates older, more mature men, men who will treat her right. Men who will pay for everything, and won’t smack her around in a drunken rage when they lose cash on the Super Bowl.

AVOID THIS KIND OF GIRL AT ALL COSTS!!!!

Leave this particular kind of muff to the older man who is willing to put up with her so long as she won’t reveal the affair to his wife. Rather, go for the 18 (And I stress 18, don’t commit statutory) year old chick who is so thrilled about dating an older guy that she is willing to overlook certain flaws, like your habit of not calling when you say you will.

In general, (and I know this from experience) the 18-year old is willing to please. She’ll put out whenever you want it. Chances are, she’ll probably be tighter and more willing to please than a girl your age. OK that might be a stretch considering teens are having a lot of sex these days, but even if she’s not a virgin, so what? Date her anyway. Occasionally show her your experience in bed by giving her an orgasm. Biff from her Bio class probably would not know how to do that.

If you ask, she’ll cancel her plans for a movie and then ice cream at Friendly’s with the cheerleading squad to come cook you dinner. So what if she’s too young to remember the Reagan administration?

You will actually be doing this girl a favor by dating her. Her friend Becky might be dating the star HS quarterback, but what’s she going to do when he gets grounded? You don’t have that problem. Plus, your young piece of ass will be the coolest girl in homeroom when she reveals she’s dating someone who is actually old enough to get into bars.

That leads me to my next point. If you date the 18-year-old, she won’t be able to get into bars. If she has a fake ID, discourage her to use it. Warn her that to do so is to risk a long prison sentence. This way, you can go hang out with your buddies and get loaded, and possibly cheat on this girl, and she’ll never be the wiser. While you are out doing body shots off some girl who just turned 21; your chick will be at home picking out a prom dress.

Or you could go the opposite route. If she has a fake ID that actually works, bring her out. Encourage her to dress like an extra in a Britney Spears video. Make your buddies envious. Emphasize that you are saving your own money to buy a house, and that she’ll have to dip into her babysitting cash to buy you beers. Either way you win.
If after reading this, you are ready to date a younger chick, I wish you luck. Eventually the appeal might wear off and you might find yourself wanting more than hot sex and love letters written from Home Ec class. When that happens, don’t feel ashamed. It’s the maturity blues kicking in. Until then, run, don’t walk to your nearest mall and start scouting out potential conquests. Lure them in with promises of TRL tickets if you must. Just don’t be a jackass and go for the 16-year olds, yeah that shit will probably be tight, but its also illegal. And it’s not worth a prison sentence. 18 is young enough. Just remember young and dumb equals more fun.

Absolutely Fabulous
by Alex Farr
Nothing beats an evening ride in a taxi with a pimp his two showcase whores.

“Wow,” lots of people say, as I drive them… wherever they’re going, “you must meet a lot of interesting people driving a taxi…”

Now, I don’t know about other people, but I could meet a lot more people in my life if I really wanted to. It’s really not that hard… all you have to do is go out into the streets, the bars, the flower shops, the hospitals, the old-folk’s homes, the tow truck yards, the police stations, or anywhere else- and just say “Hi.” For some reason though, most of us don’t do it. I’ve given this a lot of thought, mostly as I sit at cabstands at 7 am, ‘resting my eyes’… because drinking in the privacy of my own home until the wee hours of the night seems to make them tired… anyway- I think about it a lot. And the conclusion I’ve come to is simple. Most of the people one meets aren’t interesting. You have to go through a lot of uninteresting people, actually, before you meet the interesting ones. And, hard as it may be to accept the bare truth of it, the most interesting people in this world may not be the ones that you really want to meet.

Of course, there is a little still-drunken voice in my head that usually, at this point of my morning philosophizing, suggests that I may be one of these people. I like this voice, it makes me laugh.

But the other day, I had proof that maybe I am a wise fucker after all.

I was, as often happens, cruising in the neighborhood of West MacArthur Blvd., when yet another call came in for one of the many motels along the strip. Some of the most interesting and/or amusing people you’d ever meet seem to stay in the many motels along the strip… and, coincidentally, when I used to live just a couple of blocks off the strip none of my friends seemed to want to come into the neighborhood to visit.

Where the annual Interesting People Convention is held.

I was in a good mood though, because this call would make 3 fares in one hour… and these days that’s a busy hour. So I took the call, and raced to the motel. I honked, and a dude came out in a moment to wave… which is a good practice, since we cabbies will just drive away if we don’t get any response within the time it takes to turn the car around in the driveway so we can pull back into the street. But this guy, man he was looking like a million bucks. He was wearing nice slacks, a well tailored shirt, and even a tie. He was looking like a double for Denzel Washington or something… Christ, I wish I knew how to dress as well as this cat.

So I wait semi-patiently, and in a minute out come two girls. For a moment I was thinking of that ZZ Top song “Sharp Dressed Man”, but then I got a look at the second girl…

The first one was a cute little petite thing, with an electric blue bob, unusual on a black girl… tight bell bottom jeans… nice. The second had an electric purple bob, also unusual on a black girl… but she was wearing one of those ass-length shag-carpet kind of coats, and a dress no longer than the coat, and low-cut… and it all just showed of a whole lot of jiggle. Jiggle everywhere you looked…

Needless to say, I quickly looked away.

But it was, like so many other things in this city, like a car accident. You just can’t help looking at the grotesqueness of the scene…

As I watched, Home Boy, whose theme song was quickly becoming “Superfly”, pulled out a wad of cash, and peeled off a couple of bills for the girls. They took ‘em stoically, and headed on over… but this guy, he had some sort of strange fatherly vibe to him, somehow. It was strange, but unmistakeable as he followed them out to the cab, like a father seeing his daughters off to the school bus. He even came up to my window, saying to me “Now, you be sure these girls get up to 65th and San Pablo safely…”

It was all I could do not to laugh. It was like Ward Cleaver meets American Pimp…

June still found time to make him a hot meal after turning her day’s tricks

The truth of the matter though, is that it wouldn’t really have been any more than an unmemorable few minutes of amusement, if he hadn’t suddenly decided I was cool.

“Whoah, look at this guy. My man, you a cool looking driver, with the earrings and that goatee, and that cool beanie… let me get your card.”

I’d just unbraided my goatee, and so now it was like 4 or 5 inches long… and I’d just shaved off my dreadlocks, so I was wearing a hat to keep my tender scalp warm, and I’ve got something like 12 earrings decorating my ears. I don’t even really think about it anymore. So I just shrugged, and wrote my name down on a card for the dude.

“Yeah man, you’re Alex? Good to meet you, I’m Fabulous.”

I just stared for a couple of seconds. He reached out to shake my hand, and I shook, saying “Of course you are…”.

A man who’d gotten his business plan from watching “Shaft”…

“Yeah, I’m Fabulous, and this here’s my girl Fantasy (indicating the cute little blue haired whore), and that’s Karma (indicating Jiggles).”

“Yeah… cool.” I answered, managing to keep from laughing out loud… or at least not too loud. “65th and San Pablo…”

The girls didn’t talk too much along the drive. All I could think of was the irony… of the Karma of whatever poor bastard paid to be with Karma… not to mention the Karma of poor Karma herself, being born as herself.

I’d heard of the ugly stick, but now I was picturing the Karma stick. Ouch!

Interesting people… Fabulous…

After I’d dropped them off, and I was heading back to a cabstand to rest my eyes some more, I suddenly remembered another girl… one I’d picked up in another motel, one rainy day, who’d been bitching about having to give her “friend” a hundred bucks, so now she didn’t even have any money for food. And how, when I drove her back to his pad, he wouldn’t even let her in. She was less obviously a hooker, new to the game maybe… and apparently not very good if her “friend” wouldn’t even cover the $4 cab fare and let her in on a rainy day… so I drove her to another friend’s house, only they wouldn’t answer the door either. So I finally took pity on the chick…

“So, can we work something out for the fare?…” she’d mumbled, near tears.

“Forget about it, you can catch me later…” I told her. I suppose I could’ve demanded a street blowjob, and I could tell that was what she was offering… but I just didn’t have the heart.

And besides, if she was any good she wouldn’t have needed to offer a blowjob for what wound up as a $9 fare…

Even a cabbie can sometimes be fabulous.

Besides, there was another call on the dispatch radio nearby.

Bar Chicks
By Bourbon

Drinking impairs judgment of female beauty… no we’re serious…. beer goggles aren’t just a myth!

I like watching people as I sit in my stool at the end of the bar. And as a red-blooded American male, I prefer looking at the women that come into my usual drinking hole. Not because they’re pretty. The places I go don’t serve pretty girls; mostly because pretty girls don’t go there. No, the women who come to the bars I drink at come in all shapes and sizes…and hair colors and clothing styles and…

So anyway, I‘m at the bar the other night and some broad walks up to me and tells me I have Paul Newman’s eyes. Now, for those of you who have ever seen me (which isn’t too many of you), I do not look anything like Paul Newman. I don’t even look like a young Paul Newman. But this chick with a great ass, an even better rack, but a bad case of summer teeth (some are here…some are there) told me I had Newman’s eyes. That’s not too strange.

What was strange was the tall, stick-like, anorexic, concentration camp, heroin addicted looking, walking swallow of AIDS that was talking to my buddy. She just about made me sick when she looked at him longingly, closed her eyes, and sort of expected a kiss from him because she walked up and kissed him. I felt really bad for the guy. Of course, he’s the guy who plays the numbers at a bar just to make sure he gets a piece….and he ended up leaving with her because everything else either knew his reputation or was too young for him (and to be in a bar) in the first place.

My other buddies spent their time talking to former students while the Paul Newman chick kept reaching for my sack under the bar….and I’m not talking about where I keep my weed (I don’t even smoke the shit). This broad was all over my nuts like a squirrel before winter. I had to excuse myself out the back door before I broke any assumed vows with my fiancé.

When I came back in, she and her friend with the pirate poofy shirt on and the wicked cunt were lesbo-dancing to some Enrique Iglesias song while every dirty hillbilly and ghetto thug wannabe drooled. It was then that I realized……I must absolutely stop drinking before I ended up out there with those ridiculous bastards.

By the end of the night….I was alone at the end of the bar again, contemplating what my buddy was doing with Alice the AIDS patient and where the other guys had wandered off to. I do remember being asked to babysit the girl who thought I had Paul Newman’s eyes….so I walked her to her car. She really did have an amazing ass. And I was drunk.

So….this whole article has no real point to it except this: Don’t drink if you’re looking for women while you’re out. Impaired judgment is a terrible thing. And if you have big tits and a geat ass, at least have the decency to fix your teeth. The filthy feelings I have after that evening are scars that will linger, sweetheart.

Where To Go To Find What You’re Looking For… Naked Women!

Female Entertainers pt. 1 by : Strawberry

So many pixels… so few brains…
Welcome! For the next few weeks we will be spot lighting the hottest strip clubs across the good old USA. This week our journey will take us to such cities as Las Vegas, Fargo, Dallas, Austin and Atlanta. Don’t automatically assume that if you don’t live near one of these cities that this week’s feature story doesn’t pertain to you. As some of us have learned, it was a real eye opener as to how much we got off and ripped off at strip clubs here at home. You could be single, dating, engaged, married or divorced to enjoy a strip club. In most states providing you are over 18 and in some cases where alcohol is served 21, you need only pay a cover charge and you are in. These days you don’t even have to be a man to visit a Gentleman’s Club. Women too, flock to see the hottest stage starlets in their area for the opportunity of putting a dollar in a g-string and, for a moment, living a fantasy. However, whether you truly get your money’s worth or not depends on how well balanced the service is vices how ‘friendly’ the girls are. Our first hot spot this week takes us to the sizzling south in the glamour capital of the West Coast, Las Vegas, Nevada. Are you going there on business? Planning your vacations for this year? Perhaps, you are fortunate enough to live in the deemed ‘City of Sin’? Or maybe you needed one more reason to go to Las Vegas. Well here it is - Déjà vu Showgirls at 3247 Industrial Avenue in Las Vegas is among the most happening strip clubs in Casino City but it’s one of the few ones where you actually get your money’s worth. The girls are phenomenal in every way imaginable. Here you will find women that have both natural and implant breasts. The variety of women is astounding. There is something sexy in almost every shape and size just waiting for you at Déjà vu Showgirls. So, make sure you go to Déjà vu the next time you are in Las Vegas. You won’t be disappointed. Well, I imagine this is why some say once you’ve been to Texas you’ll never be the same.Is as as good as girls gone wild. Whether you’re in Texas for business or for pleasure or if you happen to be lucky enough to live near Dallas or Houston you’ll definitely want to venture off to the Men’s Club. Although by comparison to some clubs in other cities, this could be considered a high-end strip club – it is without a doubt worth every dollar you’ll spend there. At any given time there are as many as 400 young and beautiful female entertainers, that are ready and willing to show you a good time. This is a no-hassle strip club. So you can enjoy your beer without being bothered every two minutes for a dance. But there are also, up to 400 dancers at any given time, as I mentioned before, so finding someone to dance for you is easy, quick and simple. This place is all about fine cuisine, fine cigars, fine wine and fine women.

She plays a mean zone defense
So, are you facing another cold winter in North Dakota? Are you wondering why I am even asking that? Well, because our next featured strip club is Club Northern in Fargo, North Dakota. Yes, I said Fargo North Dakota. If the low prices aren’t enough to make you stop on in then maybe telling you what this place has, will. First off the prices are extremely low and the quality is extremely high. This place is the place to be. Nowhere else have I seen a place that gives you so much for so little. Such as, topless waitresses, excellent food, Harley give aways, 2 for 1 drinks all the time – YES all the time! Not to mention the pool tables, the casino and let us not forget to mention the hot looking strippers that satisfy all taste buds. Did I mention the XXX porn star features that they have on almost a weekly basis? When I tell you this place has everything – it has everything. I know, who would have thought there would be a reason to go to Fargo, North Dakota. Well, I just gave you one. Our last stop this week takes us to Atlanta, Georgia to the famous Fanny’s Show Bar where there is full nudity and a full bar – something a lot of nude clubs we’ve had checked out don’t have. They offer wide screen televisions, free secured parking, reasonable charges and 2 for 1 lap dances every Tuesday – all day and all night. It’s conveniently located just 10 to 15 minutes from the downtown Atlanta area. Although they don’t have an extremely large amount of dancers working at one time, they are for the most part very attractive women. We couldn’t mention Atlanta without mentioning the Coronet Club. This is a nude club that allows you to bring your own alcohol. There are no membership charges. However, there is a small entrance charge for bringing in your own alcohol. This is one club that has two separate areas. One features female entertainers and the other features male entertainers. This is a perfect concept for those of you who have a girlfriend and/or wife who pester you about leaving them home alone to go to a strip club. Enter together as a couple and the alcohol entrance fee is waived. Once inside, go your separate ways and enjoy the evening alone or with friends. It’s an exotic strip club for both sexes – what a perfect concept. So, there you have it. We’ll have more hot spots for you next week. If you want us to spotlight a strip club in your area let us know by sending us an email with some information about the place and we’ll have it checked out. Who knows, you’re favorite strip club could be featured here in the Strawberry Patch in the weeks to come – no pun intended.

Simple lessons to help you get laid on that first magical night.

The First Date
by : Strawberry
What you do or don’t say or do can harm your relationship as much as it can help, especially in the early stages. By the latter stages you should both know one another well enough to appreciate the humor, the sarcasm and the honesty. So here is some basic advice on what is appropriate during your first date with her.

If she is running late keep in mind that she is getting ready for you and appreciate the fact that she cares enough to want to fix her hair, put on her makeup and wear a stunning outfit. This is in no way an excuse for running late but it is a valid reason. So, if you choose to make a comment don’t be so judgmental and hard on her. Instead of saying excuse me, you fucking pig you took an hour and still look like you rolled in mud and then got hit by a train say I appreciate your good efforts and you look wonderful but our reservation was set for 7:30 or the movie begins at 8:10 and I wouldn’t want us to be late. Once she is ready and presents herself to you, make a compliment. In turn you should receive one as well providing you aren’t dressed like a hobo. That means no ripped sneakers, no greasy hair and no foul body odor. If she is going to take an hour or two to be presentable for you then you can at least provide her with the courtesy of showering. If you are meeting her there or driving the both of you to your date location be sure to have directions on hand. The last thing you need to hear is “you don’t know where you’re going” or “I was late because you didn’t tell me exactly how to get to the restaurant”…blah blah blah. On the same note, make sure the car is clean. This can be done in a half-hour. Just vacuum it and maybe run it through a car wash on your way there. It isn’t a big deal. However, keep in mind that it does not matter what kind of car you have. If she is going to judge you on the year of your car or the make and model then fuck her…literally…and then don’t call her back. You don’t need a materialistic bitch that makes you feel like shit over what you can and can not afford.

Conversation during a car ride with someone you barely know can be strange, to say the least. If you picked out the restaurant then tell her about it. If she did, then ask her about it. If you are on your way to the museum or the park or the Movie Theater then talk about it. In other words discuss your planned evening not how good she might look tied up in the shower sucking your cock. You did help to plan one…the date I mean…didn’t you? Well, you should have. It shows that you take an interest in scheduling the time the two of you will have together. It also helps to ensure that you get as much out of the evening as she will by also doing something that interests you. Once you have arrived at your destination, you may consider opening the car door for her. This doesn’t mean you have to, it just means you may want to consider it. It also depends on the kind of girl she is. She may feel liberal enough that opening a door for her may be insulting. So open the car door and if you receive a negative response whether verbally or otherwise then don’t open another door for her and excuse yourself and say you were only being courteous and not demeaning.

Now, paying for the bill. This could be a bit tricky. I say that if you took the initiative on asking her then you should pay. If she took the initiative on asking you out on a date or it was a mutual decision then you should discuss this with her prior to the date taking place. Let her know that you’re asking her how she’d like to handle it out of respect for her and not that you are trying to get out of paying for her. Some women feel that if the man pays for the evening, especially on the first few dates that she is expected to “pay out” afterwards. This may make her uncomfortable throughout the entire evening. So it is best to discuss it before hand. If you’re splitting the bill then just split it in half. Don’t sit there with a calculator and figure out who had the $4 drink and who had the $6 one. So the movie didn’t live up to it’s hype, the dinner was cold and conversation was in a lull all evening, what do you do? Respectfully, drop her off home and say goodnight and suggest the possibility of having another date. It may just have been all of these outside elements that ruined the evening. I mean neither of you created the movie or the advertisements for it nor were either of you the cook at the restaurant and as for conversation well that could have gone a rye even if it was a great evening simply because she may be a bit shy. So, give her the benefit of the doubt and try it again. This time around perhaps invite her to your home for a meal or a picnic in the park.

Sex for desert? This depends on how well you both got along through the evening. There is more to having sex on your first few dates with her than restaurants, movies or museums. You have to have chemistry and it has to be mutual. If she invites you into her home at the end of the evening and says “Would you like a cup of coffee or tea?” This may not imply “I want to fuck you until sunrise and then make you breakfast.” It may just mean “I had a great time and would like to be in your company a bit longer.” So keep that in mind stud muffin. So, there you have it - some helpful hints for your date with the hottie you picked up at the grocery store. Now go out and have some fun. Spring Break is here and love is in the air. It’s the perfect time of year to get laid, then again, when isn’t it?