Should you really say and do the things that come into your drunken mind?

Is it the alcohol? Or do we really feel like this. Was it something you wanted to do and that emotion took advantage of your control being under the influence and perhaps raped it enough for that “want or desire” to take it’s own control? That emotion or action you’ve wanted to do ever since you’ve felt it or seen it in a movie or read in a story. You do it just so you can say; “Now I know what it feels like. So that’s what it is all about. I did it. I finally did it.” Put a couple of those actions together and you might even feel alive. Things like: I told my boss off, I explained to my co-worker how much I’d give to “shoot it” all over her face or let me pleasure her like she has never been before. To tell your parents how you have your own life and should stop being measured by theirs. To finally tell that one friend of yours how really fucked up you think their life is and that the rest of you think they should consider ending it by swallowing a gun.

Wacky things. Crazy things without compassion or control. You ever do that? To let loose. Say these things; tell what you are really feeling? No more lies, no more bullshit, just the plain old truth. Naked as a babe in plain sight. That would be a feeling. People would be shocked. You would even be famous. What balls to come out and say it. Perhaps they’re cruel or mean but it would be true. In that moment of time, you would come clean (finally) and say what you want to say and nobody could do anything about it. No repercussions, no shame, no nothing. Damn that would be nice.

Things you know you are not supposed to do or even think. You ever do that? You’re stuck in traffic and slowly this thought comes in of you taking this big fucking gun out and blowing away the asshole in front of you. Then you wish you had a grenade for the idiot next to you checking his shave job in his rear view every two seconds. Like he will “pick up” the next girl over. What a tool. You finally take the rest of the traffic out with a nice small atomic detonation that would clear a smooth path for you.

And why would you think of all that? Because you are late for a job that you couldn’t give two shits about. Funny, you realize; you get up at the crack of dawn, shower, shave (ladies too sometimes), hurry fast, just to get yourself a nice spot in the log jam on the highway. Then, you look in the mirror and you say, “What the fuck am I doing? I am an idiot. I go to a job where I hate my work, my incompetent boss, or the least of which I think should have his/her job, and what exactly do I do?” No matter what it is, you come to the same conclusion. It’s all pointless. Nothing means anything. No matter what profession you do or how good your contributions are to society and the world; it’s all pointless.

The inevitable fact that there will be an end to it all, to everything, cause once your dead, it all means nothing. You start to think about not caring. That is when you think about that big gun and the grenade and the nuke bomb you want to use. You don’t care anymore. Why should you? It’s all pointless. Getting to work and filling out paperwork (everybody does it) for that other person doesn’t mean anything. Why should I help or care about the other guy? He’s probably going to screw me some way. Either by proxy or profession. Someday, because of this other guy, I’m going to take it one way or another. The question is; do you want a smile or smack when you get it?

Americans have always had a love/hate relationship with sex.On one hand its considered Taboo to be talked about , strictly regulated in its availability online on the internet, absolutely considered evil when practised on people under a certain age criteria, places and clubs deisgnated “adult businesses’ are unablt to have sex or fellatio or throw a orgy or a swingers event without the risk of prosecution.And then there is of course Gay sex, which is illegal in some states but in most others Gay activity is being actively monitored to the extent of entrapping men in adult bookstore arcades and theaters and arrests being made for “lewd Behaviour”In these situations, Police will “.. will grab their crotches and rub themselves to let people think they aren’t cops. They dress sloppy to casual, wearing baseball caps sometimes, shorts and t-shirts, etc., straight looking to gay acting. Will stare at you, or just stand next to you watching the video acting as if they are getting off to it. Many guys are being busted every day.”
So with all the governments, powers to be and strict regulations, how come the pron industry is so big?
Americans spend more on hardcore porn, phone sex , brothels and strip clubs than they do at theaters.It is predicted by the National Research Council which advises the Congress on technology that the online adult industry will be a “$5-$7 billion business” within the next 2 years.
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Sometimes in life, you realize certain truths. Sometimes these truths can be painful to accept, because they represent things that you’d rather not deal with. On other occasions, the truth can truly set you free. You can live a life free of burdens that you had previously placed on your shoulders. The truth may sometimes hurt, but on other occasions it is truly liberating. Within the last few years, I myself realized a truth about my life, and my sexual habits. That particular truth was…

I’m a dirtball.

Now, obviously such a statement requires an explanation. What I mean by those words is I’ve come to accept my own personal sexual turn-ons and habits. Don’t worry, I don’t find 12 year olds attractive, I don’t think bestiality is hot, and I certainly think people’s grandmothers should keep their clothes on, and not have sex with guys 50 years younger than them.

Having said that, it’s clear that each of us have certain types of women or situations that turn us on. For me I love Latina women, girls with long hair wearing cowboy hats, and the sight of a short little Catholic schoolgirl outfit. I also love watching some drunken slut let herself get absolutely violated, whether it means her taking on 8 black cocks, or letting her face get turned onto a landing pad for some dude’s private stash of jizz. That’s someone’s daughter, and to me, it’s a fucking turn-on.

Now all you angry Indigo-Girl listening man haters out there are clearly going to be offended by such bold, honest statements. Let me just say that if it means you feminazis want to do something drastic in protest, like say shaving your pits, then I’ve definitely accomplished something.

Now that we’ve established the concept of embracing your inner dirtball, we must go over a few ground rules. These are more than just rules, they are concepts to help you function as a productive member of society, while also having the ability to indulge your dirtball habit. Realize of course that indulging your habits is like almost everything else, it should be done in moderation. Without further ado, I present The Sacred Code Of Dirtballs.

Rule # 1- When You Get On A Beat Ho, Keep It On The Down Low

Seemingly an obvious idea, but still worth going over. We’ve all had a sexual encounter with someone who was less than attractive, whether she is overweight or just plain ugly. When this happens, try and make sure not too many people find out. You made a mistake; every chick you know doesn’t need to know about it. That might screw up your chances with other good-looking girls. You don’t want to be remembered for one bad choice.

Rule # 2- Beware The Peep Show

One night last summer I was drunk off my ass wandering the city late at night. I had left a group of friends, and unfortunately not gotten any ass. ( I curse those unfair rules about not letting girls under 21 into bars. Totally unfair to us penis-possessors) I came across one of those adult stores where they sell videos and have booths you can view them in and spank a batch at the same time. I managed to find a booth and some tissues in my pocket and went to town. 10 minutes later, I left the booth feeling a little more relaxed, ready to take the train home and collapse in my bed. Then I noticed something.

Some seemingly normal looking man was waiting outside a booth, while there were several others available. As I came out of the booth, he said to me:

“Too bad that booth next to you wasn’t a buddy booth, we could have had fun.” Upon hearing this I said:

“Uh what the hell are you talking about?”

My new pal replied:

“You know buddy booths. They have slots that you can open up, and you and the person in the next booth can jerk each other off. Some places even have it where you can open up the screen for other stuff.”

At this point, I decided to get the hell out of Dodge. Being that I was drunk at the time I don’t remember my exact words but I believe it was something along the lines of “Listen pal, I ain’t into that shit unless you got tits and a cooch. I’m happily hetero.”

The point of this adventure? Porn should probably be viewed in the comfort and privacy of your own home. However, if you just have to get a quick nut off for whatever reason, the peep show can help. Just make sure you check out the booth before you go in. You don’t want some closeted fag reaching in for your cock while you crank one out to See her Squirt Part 14.

Rule # 3- Beware The Slut Who Offers Sex For $$
Another obvious one that bears repeating. Much like the peep show experience, paying for sex should be done as a last resort, when you haven’t gotten any in a long time and can’t bear the thought of another night of jerking off in your bed, surrounded by empty beer bottles and a copy of Barely Legal.

If you are going to go down this road, tread carefully. Spend the extra cash and get an escort from the Village Voice or Yellow Pages. Streetwalkers are disgusting and you are much more likely to encounter vice cops looking to make a quality of life bust. You don’t want to get arrested. Look for the escorts that are incall, outcall means getting a hotel room and why bother spending even more of your hard-earned cash? Also, if possible, recruit a fellow dirtball to join you on this quest. You’ll find that comparing notes afterwards can be fun over a few beers, and you won’t feel quite as filthy.
Rule # 4- Cover Your Tracks And Don’t Be A Turncoat

Quite possibly the most important rule. If going to an escort or a peep show or even a strip club, try and take a look around the surrounding street before you go in. Make sure you don’t see anyone you know. This is not that much of a problem if you are going to an apartment to pay for sex. You can always just say you were visiting a friend. The peep show presents a different problem. Considering these fine morally upright places always seem to have glowing neon lights, it’s harder to be discreet. I recommend walking past the place, turning around, and then sneaking in amongst the crowd.

The second part of this rule is crucial. If you have a close friend, who like you enjoys indulging his decadent side through porn and whores, you should look out for each other. Keep your adventures a secret if possible. I have several good friends, but not all of them know about the extent of my inner dirtball habit, and nor should they. However, my friends who are like me when it comes to sex do know. But be careful anyway. You must be able to trust your friends. You don’t want to get in an argument with a buddy and then decide to screw him over by telling his woman and her friends how you guys visited a whorehouse together. That’s breaking the Sacred Code, and leaves your friend no choice but to expose you to the whole world. And we all know that we have some things we’d rather keep to ourselves.

In closing, I’d like to reiterate that these rules must be followed. However, things like peep shows and escorts should be last resorts, unless you are fucking loaded and have money to burn. And if that’s the case email me, I want someone to pay a high-class hooker to have sex with me. Be sure to exhaust the usual methods of trying to get ass before resorting to this stuff. There’s something much more satisfying about meeting a chick in a bar, or even on the train or anywhere else and getting in her pants, as opposed to just calling some escort up.

Plus, chicks you meet and bang allows you to possibly fuck with their heads, meet and bang their friends, or generally treat them like crap; with the promise of “Baby it will never happen again.” Don’t try and tell me that embarrassing a girl in front of your friends, having her hate you, and then relent and allow you to sleep with her again isn’t a great way to spend an evening. Trust me from experience, it is.

The Women’s Temple…. the Mall.
Start to sow your seeds in this feminine rallying point.
By Strawberry
Ahhh yes, here we are at the mall. Credit card heaven for retailers and women. But finding the one you want depends on the store you visit and of course as always, the LOCATION. I would suggest that you not visit a mall in an area particularly populated by seniors unless you are looking for a woman in that age range. So, just like the food stores we discussed in Part 1, you want to choose one within a college campus area or a more younger populated area should you desire a woman of that particular age range. If you are looking for an even younger girl, I say try the local carnival or Baby Depot. In that case, this article may not appeal to you stroller snatchers.

Now, know your stores and if you don’t here is an example to help you. My experience in both shopping and finding a woman has led me to the following conclusion.

If I am “shopping” for a woman of my age, which is 27, I would go to a trendy store or a store with more of a marketing approach to women of my age. Such as Bath & Body Works, Frederick’s of Hollywood, G&G, Wet Seal, Joyce Leslie etc etc. If I were interested in meeting a woman who is more career orientated, maybe in her thirties possibly a bit older I would try Macys, JC Penny’s even Victoria Secret. For someone a little older if I were you I would try Lord & Taylor, possibly even Stern’s. Scary that I think like this, isn’t it?

But these days you have to. It is increasingly harder to find women and even harder to hold on to them once you do. They, not all but most, are either more career orientated these days or more materialistic. On some occasions you find both qualities in the same woman. This is okay if they choose to self support themselves, but many times I find they are just looking for someone to “take care” of them. I am not looking to give them spending money, wash their clothes or fix their car. I am sure you are not either. Hell, they are lucky if I toast a bagel for them the morning after sex. So, choose wisely and think before hand.

Most women are very “picky” when it comes to finding a man. You could be the most perfect one in their eyes and all you need to do is wear a blue flannel versus a green one and it’s all over. They are choosy and most don’t settle for less and NEITHER SHOULD YOU. So shop around, so to speak, until you find the one you want, whether it is for just a casual or intimate or long lasting relationship. And be assertive in what you say. If you meet her in the mall and want to take her to the food court for lunch say it, straight out, don’t beat around the bush. What is she going to say? NO. Oh well, she’s not the only female in the mall. Don’t act too pathetic either. If you act like not having lunch with her is going to lead you to cutting your wrists, you’d be surprised how many of them will hand you a razor. So just blow it off in that nice way by saying maybe another time and then walk away, which really implies you’re loss, bitch.

You also have to understand that many, especially the younger aged ones, live more on their own these days. Which is a plus for you men. This means they make more trips to the food store, home depot and gas stations then they would if they lived at home with their parents or someone else and had someone doing these things for them. So, look around the next time you are in a hardware store. You’d be surprised how many single women visit them, especially on the weekends.

On a last note, for this brief article about the mall, I say remember it is spring. Women love flowers, many of them plant their own. So, check out the local floral nurseries, the flower departments at your local Home Depot or Lowe’s and don’t forget the food store. Many times they sell plants outside of their entrance door. So, whatcha waiting for cowboy? It’s time to hoe your field. Just don’t be so quick to plant your seeds unless of course you want to deal with her for the next 18 years. Happy shopping and happy sowing!

Strawberry teaches you how to get your housewife / long-term lover back in the sack.
In the beginning, you never had to ask for sex did you? It was considered a basic food group that you would consume on a daily basis. I bet at one time or another, you found yourself having morning sex and you probably caught a blow job anywhere from - on your kitchen table to the living room sofa and probably in some public facility. And you most likely didn’t even have to shower before hand. Ahhh yes, the golden days of dirty after work sex when you were wanted. But it’s different now. You might find yourself these days having appointment sex with your own spouse or long term relationship lover. There’s no longer a sexual chemistry.So, where did it all go wrong? STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. Regardless of what Doctor Phil says the problem is with your lover. Somewhere along the line, she forgot what that wink and grin means. What that nudge or the rub on the ass implies. Well, for Christ sake it’s not your fault she has memory loss! But you can help her regain it. Screw getting her some flowers they only die and within a day or two she won’t appreciate them. Forget about the candy it only makes her teeth rot and how attractive will you really find her if she looks like a jack-o-lantern when she smiles? And no, the answer is not taking her out to dinner constantly. It will only lead her to gaining weight and her thinking that she is FAT is not going to help you get any. Well have you told her what you want? That would be my first suggestion. It’s like walking into the food store and expecting a worker there to know what you want and then shop for you. It’s not going to happen. So, tell her what you want and don’t hold back. Be honest and make sure you sound sincere. Women eat it up. So now that you have taken it upon yourself to tell her you want her to try being on top for once, she replies BUT I AM FAT. This is where you need to learn how to work the charm. I suggest that you know of a feature on her body that she is content with already. Then tell her about it. For instance, let’s say she is a bit over weight BUT she has nice breasts and gorgeous eyes. You could respond to her by saying are you kidding me? Unattractive? No honey that isn’t you. You have gorgeous breasts. Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how many women wish they had breasts like yours. And she may say yeah so, look at me. Then that’s your opportunity to tell her you always do and you get lost in her beautiful eyes. What you just did was compliment her and when she tried to counter punch it with a negative response, you were able to throw her back another compliment. At this point she shouldn’t be arguing with you. She should be blushing. Maybe even twirling her hair. But if she puts up a little resistance or gives you the “well, I don’t know” line. Then you have no choice but to go for the jugular. Yeah, the big Kahuna. You got it. THE LIE! Now now, don’t give me that look! Like she actually looked good in that dress? Mmhmm. Got my point? Good. So, you got her on top. She’s doing something up there but it’s not exactly what you had thought it would be like. So, what do you do now? Well, you can’t tell her that she sucks. That will only discourage her from doing it again. So, in that bedroom voice of yours, that at one time would give her goose bumps, tell her to move a certain way and when she does it make it known that you like it that way! That it feels incredible. That no woman has ever done that as perfectly before. Encouraging her both during and soon after the act is done will encourage her to do it on her own more often. Well, it’s done. The cigarettes are lit and one of you has gotten up to get something to drink. Well, don’t think you’re done. This is where the “encouraging soon after the act is done” takes place. Even if it’s just for 5 minutes. You have to reinforce that what the two of you just experienced was wonderful, that she is absolutely beautiful and that you love her. I saw that! Stop crossing your fingers under the comforter! Be sincere and remember that at this point you’re fishing. She already took the bait, now you have to reel her in. One more thing, as the sex begins again remember to continue discussing it with her. Open it up for suggestions. Tell her that your sex life with her has begun to flourish again and that because it is so wonderful and so incredible you don’t want to see it fizzle out again. Ask her what she wants from you. From there the path is all up to you and how well you convey to her what it is that you want. Don’t be afraid to tell her or even ask her. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Hopefully one day she will feel comfortable with buying toys, surprising you with sexy lingerie and introducing fruits and syrups to your sex. It’s all possible! Hell, you may actually come home one day to find her watching porn. Just don’t rush it. Take it slow and judge it wisely. Women are like dogs. If you don’t tell them “good job” when they retrieve your newspaper, they may end up shitting on your lawn. Well, not literally. Then again, there goes that kinky public sex you always wanted! Come back in two weeks to find out how to introduce THE THIRD PARTY. No, no, no, get that threesome out of your head, for now. I am talking about something else. So, come back in two weeks to find out all about what it is and how to use it to your advantage.

The adult internet industry in the United States is up in arms about the new 2257 compliance regulations about to come into force on June 24th.
The act requires the obligation of adult entertainment promoters who produce, or publish any book, film or videotape containing visual depictions of sexually explicit acts to “create and maintain individually identifiable records pertaining to every performer portrayed in such a visual depiction.”

They are required to record the performer’s name and date of birth, and every name ever used by the performer including their “maiden name, alias, nickname, stage, or professional name.”The trouble with this they say is that it impinges on the performers right to privacy and makes their names publicly available and mandatory to anyone using the material.Many adult promoters are either closing down or changing the way they operate by restricting access to the sexually explicit material to protect performers names from becoming available to the public.
When The Dept. of justice was asked if the primary producers could just provide the names and not the addresses of the performers to their distributors, the Dept declined.It sems rather curious that the Department declined on the grounds that the “..plan would be overly burdensome on primary producers and add an unnecessary layer of complexity to the record-keeping process.”Roger Kelty who runs the ethnic site blackglamors.com seems to think that they are trying to embarrass the girls involved out of working at all.
“Now, when we produce content, we are required to obtain 3 forms of ID from our performers and have them sign affidavits that the address they give is their current address.This worries the girls and rightly so as we are required to pass this information to to our distributors and plainly puts the girls privacy ans safety at risk.” I don’t like the idea that I may part in a girl getting hurt.” Kelty said.
With some producers no longer distributing explicit content but instead only providing non nude erotica and making the expllicit sexual content available on subscription,it could be that the regulation will actually make them more money as the scarcity of free explicit adult material on the internet will make the surfers more liable to pull out their credit card and join to see hardcore sex videos.
Peter Dolby of titsandcocks.com thinks “It could actually solve a problem we have all been screaming about for ages, that there is too much free explicit porn out there. Dont get me wrong I’m not in favor of the 2257 compliance regulation one bit but this actually might make people more money.”