Sex by Video
Action!
By Strawberry
The video camera is considered a revolutionary piece of equipment and though it’s task is rather simple for modern day minds to comprehend, it has seized untold tales, revitalized history and reformed politics. For you and I it simply means a way for us to capture birthdays, weddings and summers by the pool. But have you ever thought about using it as a method for sexual improvement?
Join me now as I take you on a brief journey of the video camera à The Art of Perfecting Sex.
First, there is the introduction of light.
Sex in the dark is, come lei dice, boring. In order to maximize your sexual enjoyment, I feel, you need to be able to see it. Visualizing sex will increase the arousal. This helps to explain why porn is craved within our society. People, in general, want to see the act take place. I don’t believe you would be able to see much of a porn video if it was taped in the complete dark. So, light a few candles, turn on the lamp or in my case, on occasion, the ceiling fan. Now that there is light in the room, you and your lover can see one another. Both of you should try to be more visually appealing for the other. For you men, this means, she knows there is no hiding in the dark and that she is about to be video taped.
This is when she will find it necessary to fix her hair, put on her makeup and dress provocatively for you. I implore you to encourage her to visit Frederick’s of Hollywood’s Website. Their sensual risqué outfits are now available in all sizes. It is a discreet way for her to purchase the items and easier, considering that catalog ordering takes longer and they personally don’t have many stores nationwide. I am however, fortunate enough, to have one 5 minutes away and I count my blessings for that. Whatever you do - don’t hesitate to wear clothing. There’s something sexy in your lover removing your belt with her mouth. So, though the birthday suit is your eventual outcome, try not to start it that way. Make it interesting. Next, she’s eye candy and you find yourself standing behind the tripod fumbling around. Aside, from the awkwardness, if this is the first time video taping yourselves, there is a silence in the room. So you can hear one another nervously breathing. How appealing? Are you sensing a bit of sarcasm? I hope so.
PLEASE put on some music.
It can be of any particular kind of genre, but be sure it fits the mood. I wouldn’t suggest putting on Manson if you plan on having a romantic and gentle love making session. Music can be a very arousing aphrodisiac if used properly. So, pick something appropriate. Loud enough to distract from the silence but low enough so that you can still hear one another. No, you are not ready to begin taping yet.
Choose a location.
Start simple, it makes sense. Last time I checked you weren’t acclaimed porn director Michael Raven, so keep it practical. It can be in the bedroom, living room, bathroom and yes even the kitchen or all of the above. But pick something comfortable, especially considering it will be your first time taping this sort of thing, and you both want to feel as relaxed as possible. So save doing it on your workbench out in the garage for another time.
Now, providing that the battery is charged and the camera is mounted on a tripod or affixed upon a counter or dresser and there is a tape in it you can begin. But don’t forget to make sure it is on. If you or her feel a bit uncomfortable with the camera being in sight, I would suggest moving it to a more discreet location or perhaps draping it, while keeping the lens exposed, with a sheet or other piece of material. I also suggest placing a piece of tape over the red light, which indicates the camera is on. Doing so may help you to mentally pass it off as the camera is not really on. This may help, so try it if you wish. As your video taping progresses and she feels more comfortable with it, try other video taping techniques. For example, hold the camera and tape her giving you handjobs or oral sex. There are no limits, so take it where you wish. It’s time for sex. I should hope you could manage this on your own without me listing a step to step guide. However, I will tell you to keep it natural, forget the camera and don’t act. You are not getting paid to have sex with your partner. Don’t stop the sexual act to fix covers or change lighting. Let it all take it’s own natural progression. In other words, keep it real. So you are finished and you have shut off the camera.
Before lighting that cigarette, if you smoke, or getting something to drink or whatever –
LABEL THE TAPE.
Trust me on this one. Not labeling a tape could land you a bit of embarrassment when you pop in the tape to show your friends a softball game and there is an image on your television of an upward view of your ceiling fan, for example.
(clears throat) Time to watch.
I wouldn’t break out the popcorn just yet. You didn’t just finish filming Cast Away. Your first time viewing yourselves can be a bit strange, to say the least. You finally get to see what your lover sees. You may not turn out to be the Adonis you imagined yourself being, but do not fret. That is precisely why you taped it in the first place. Use the tape to your advantage and don’t, I can’t say this enough, don’t shun away from using it again. Whatever you do or don’t do, try to not harshly criticize your lover too much. Oh you should have done this or oh you should have done that is not going to make her feel comfortable with doing this again. Try to keep it positive. Negativity either on criticizing yourself or your lover too much will not help either of you and will only make you both less comfortable the next time around in front of the camera. So, if there is a comment to be made, keep it positive. Listen up Copernicus, one more thing, before you take it upon yourself to start up a Website, throw your video up there and charge a viewing fee remember you’re NOT the first to think of such an idea. No, really you’re not. I would also not be so quick to share myself in that way with the rest of the world. Not, that there is anything wrong with it. I just suggest you discuss it first with your partner and keep it practical and remember anyone can view it. That means anyone – neighbors, co-workers, clients, etc. So, if you decide to do that, way out the possibilities first. Personally, I don’t hesitate being sexual but for me there is a line between being provocative and being private. I try not to cross it much. Got my point? Good, well now remember to practice everything from techniques to lighting to different apparel and the most important location location location.
Practice makes perfect. So with that in mind, to put it plainly, keep on fucking and keep on taping.