The grocery store is a feeding ground for horny women.
by : Strawberry
I decided to make April Single Men Month at the Strawberry Patch. My articles in the next few weeks will discuss where to go to find single women, what to say once you meet her, determining the relationship scale and how to go about holding on or letting go of her. So, put on some clean clothes, splash that neck with some cologne and grab your credit cards because there is a sale somewhere in your area and we’re ready to go shopping. For starters, you are probably wondering why I keep mentioning the word shopping. For you to find a woman you have to SHOP like a woman. I know that may be a bit hard for you men to do and that’s why I am here to help. Most women enjoy shopping. No shit go figure. So, it’s only logical to assume that your best shot at finding a woman would be at a food store or a mall. Yes, I know you always thought it was a local bar or dance club. This is just not so in reality. If it were, you wouldn’t have gone home alone Friday night. Would you have studdly?
The Food Store

This week, let’s dissect the food store as all women of all walks of life visit this on almost a weekly or biweekly basis. You need to know a few things first; Saturday and Sunday are prime food shopping days preferably earlier in the day between 7 AM and 2 PM. If you are looking for someone under the age of 40 I have found that most of them have an active social life and wake up rather late and would shop between 10 and 2. If they are over 40 years of age I have found they have a basic schedule that they live by and shop earlier in the day between 7 and 10 to make way for the rest of their plans such as gardening or house cleaning.
The College Years

If they are young college students it is safe to say that they would most likely not have the time nor the means to cook 4 course meals so they would buy pre-made foods. This would mean they would be found more in the frozen food isle, the canned good section of the store and the deli department. Let’s not forget the shampoo isle and don’t be hesitant to ask the young blonde beauty next to you what shampoo is better. Most of the time they enjoy rambling on and on about what makes their hair so shinny and silky. Always, respond with a compliment in this case. I would also suggest that finding a girl in this age bracket is more successful if the food store you are shopping at be within a 10-mile radius of a college or at a spring break destination. So get your maps out. Of course having a little spare cash goes along way with some teen girls
The Career Years

If they are passed the college years but under 40 they are statistically still enjoying an active social life. This doesn’t leave them with much time for baking bread from scratch but by this point they enjoy a home cooked meal and have some extra time to make it. This would mean they would be found more in the store’s bakery section, meat section and wandering through the fruits and vegetables area. Also, most women in this age bracket are into maintaining their youth and feeling healthy. So I suggest you move your shopping cart down the health and diet isle and also the beauty isle. You are bound to find a woman determining which anti-aging wrinkle cream would be best for them. Yes, it’s your time to put on that charm and interrupt their thought process by telling them how their flawless skin doesn’t need a wrinkle cream. I suggest getting a visual on her face before making such a comment. Otherwise, you might be in for a bit of a surprise when Rocky Dennis turns around to tell you thank you.
The Mature Years

If they are over 40 they have a little more time on their hands and enjoy baking their own cakes as opposed to eating store made, making their own hot dishes and unfortunately they find themselves having more aches and pains than someone younger than them. For this type of woman you would check the baking isle, the household cleaning isle and the pharmacy department. Don’t forget to check the oil isle then pick up a bottle of oil, check for the wedding band first because many women in this age bracket are married and ask her about it. No, don’t ask her “Can I use this as lube?” instead ask her what’s the difference between all of these oils. Most milfs will enjoy sharing their intellect on when and when not to use olive oil. As I have personally seen this has led to a “I make a fabulous casserole.” that gentlemen is your invitation to dinner at her place. What are you waiting for? Now, clip those coupons and go food shopping! And DON’T forget to come back in a few days to read about the mall. Ahhh yes, a woman’s temple of shopping for clothes and shoes and your gateway to finding HER.