Forget mail-order brides, find a stripper, you won’t have to pay for shipping.
By Strawberry
Initially I thought following the trail of sparkling glitter and lingering perfume across the USA, to bring you the hottest strippers in the states, was going to be a HUGE task. But the following past two weeks since my initial article on this topic, I have been inundated with emails. It seems there are plenty of you who want your favorite ‘hot’ spots to be featured. So, following your suggestions I sent some guys and girls out to find the best among your favorites. This week we will take you to Alaska where the girls are hot enough to melt snow and leave you feeling like you’re in Texas where the cowgirls ride you like a bull all the way down to Florida where the girls will keep you cool. Follow us as we take you on a journey to the girls that will make you cream.
Cum warm my buns
While living out in the cold of Anchorage Alaska, most take the time to warm up with the sexy eskimo bunnies at The Great Alaskan Bush Company. Where there are currently over 100 good looking dancers employed and ready to heat you up. With a fully stock bar offering inexpensive drinks and a variety of girls for every taste bud makes this the hottest strip club with a guarantee that you’ll have a good time and a hard on. So, take off that windbreaker, kick up those snow boots, grab a drink and enjoy the tunes, the lighting effects and the girls at The Great Alaskan Bush Company.
Time to saddle up
Texas is known as the land of the cowboys, but as we found out it’s the cowgirls that know how to keep you coming back for more. So, we went to the heart of Austi and fell head over heals with the girls at Joy of Austin. With over 300 beautiful girls there is absolute certainty that you will find what you’re looking for. They swing on the poll, grind on your lap and play with their toys just for your enjoyment. These dancers know how to please, put a smile on your face and a chubby in your pants. Joy of Austin also offers a four star lunch and dinner menu, daily meal specials, drink specials and above all a comfortable atmosphere and a clean lounge. So, yall come back now, ya hear?
Hotter than a flame
Our last stop this week takes us to Daytona, Florida where the weather will leave you sweating and so will the 50 dancers at Lollipops. This place has a magnificent set up with 3 show bars, rock music, full bar, excellent prices and show stopping action. Is one on one not enough for you? Don’t worry about it. Maybe you need two or three or four dancers playing with one another just for you ON you. This place is unexplainable and a definite favorite of mine. Latinas are a speciality.I urge you to go there the next time that you’re in Florida. There is no excuse good enough for you not to!!!!
American as apple pie, but not nearly so filling
We’ve already packed our bags so come back next week and hit the road with us to see if your all time favorite strip clubs made their way to the Strawberry Patch. Website Suggestion of the Week: Men’s Club Guide
Female Entertainers (Conclusion)
The final of a three part series on where to find the naked women on poles you desire.
Female Entertainers Conclusion by : Strawberry
I could go on and on listing the hottest strip clubs in the USA but I am not because I have much more interesting columns to share with you in the future. So, I’m going to finalize it all this week by giving you the top 50 strip clubs throughout the states. To create this list I took several elements into consideration. I considered the beauty of the girls, how hard they worked to earn a buck and the overall satisfaction of a lap dance. Location, prices, club design, staff and cleanliness all weighed in as well. I’d like to thank everyone who assisted in putting this list together. So, read, enjoy and make every effort to visit at least 5 of them in your lifetime.
50. Cowboys (Lexington, Kentucky)
49. Beach Girls (Des Moines, Iowa)
48. Big Daddy’s (New Orleans, Louisiana)
47. Beansnappers (Appleton, Wisconsin)
46. Foxy’s (North Little Rock, Arkansas)
45. Bronze Boot (Waupaca, Wisconsin)
44. Bishop’s Corner (Bridgeport, Connecticut)
43. Stiletto’s (NYC, New York)
42. Cruiser’s (North Webster, Indiana)
41. Blumac’s (Boise, Idaho)
40. Ten’s Showclub (Tucson, Arizona)
39. High Heels (Jefferson, New Jersey)
38. Diva’s (Bangor, Maine)
37. Crystal City (Arlington, Virginia)
36. Paradise (Salt Lake City, Utah)
35. The Showplace (Dover, New Jersey)
34. Paradise Saloon (Lawrence, Kansas)
33. Al’s Showplace (Nashville, Tennessee)
32. Bandaids (Phoenix, Arizona)
31. Bazooka’s (Kansas City, Missouri)
30. Cheetah’s (San Diego, California)
29. Centerfold’s 2000 (North Oxford, Massachusetts)
28. Club Madonna (Miami, Florida)
27. Planet Rock (Barre, Vermont)
26. Huddle Club (Kearnysville, West Virginia)
25. Blue Flame (Atlanta, Georgia)
24. Club Northern (Fargo, North Dakota)
23. Baby Dolls (Topeka, Kansas)
22. Fanny’s Show Bar (Atlanta, Georgia)
21. Boomers (Marietta, Georgia)
20. 4 Play (Los Angeles, California)
19. Flashdancers (NYC, New York)
18. Privilege (NYC, New York)
17. Men’s Club (Dallas/Houston, Texas)
16. Clancy’s (Washington DC)
15. Stiletto’s (Nanuet, New York)
14. Christie’s Cabaret (Phoenix, Arizona)
13. Bare Elegance (Hawthorne, California)
12. The Great Alaskan Bush Company II (Anchorage, Alaska)
11. The VIP Club (NYC, New York)
10. Joy of Austin (Austin, Texas)
09. Aphrodite (Boynton Beach, Florida)
08. Club Femme (Honolulu, Hawaii)
07. Platinum Cabaret (Yuma, Arizona)
06. Centerfolds (San Francisco, California)
05. Solid Gold (North Miami Beach, Florida)
04. Cheetah’s (Las Vegas, Nevada)
03. Lace (West Nyack, New York)
02. Lollipops (Daytona, Florida)
01. Déjà Vu (Las Vegas, Nevada)
So, now that you know where to go to have a good time, we suggest you return in two weeks to learn about strip club etiquette. Yes, it does exist! And the sooner you know it, the sooner you can maximize the enjoyment for both you and the dancer.