Simple lessons to help you get laid on that first magical night.

The First Date
by : Strawberry
What you do or don’t say or do can harm your relationship as much as it can help, especially in the early stages. By the latter stages you should both know one another well enough to appreciate the humor, the sarcasm and the honesty. So here is some basic advice on what is appropriate during your first date with her.

If she is running late keep in mind that she is getting ready for you and appreciate the fact that she cares enough to want to fix her hair, put on her makeup and wear a stunning outfit. This is in no way an excuse for running late but it is a valid reason. So, if you choose to make a comment don’t be so judgmental and hard on her. Instead of saying excuse me, you fucking pig you took an hour and still look like you rolled in mud and then got hit by a train say I appreciate your good efforts and you look wonderful but our reservation was set for 7:30 or the movie begins at 8:10 and I wouldn’t want us to be late. Once she is ready and presents herself to you, make a compliment. In turn you should receive one as well providing you aren’t dressed like a hobo. That means no ripped sneakers, no greasy hair and no foul body odor. If she is going to take an hour or two to be presentable for you then you can at least provide her with the courtesy of showering. If you are meeting her there or driving the both of you to your date location be sure to have directions on hand. The last thing you need to hear is “you don’t know where you’re going” or “I was late because you didn’t tell me exactly how to get to the restaurant”…blah blah blah. On the same note, make sure the car is clean. This can be done in a half-hour. Just vacuum it and maybe run it through a car wash on your way there. It isn’t a big deal. However, keep in mind that it does not matter what kind of car you have. If she is going to judge you on the year of your car or the make and model then fuck her…literally…and then don’t call her back. You don’t need a materialistic bitch that makes you feel like shit over what you can and can not afford.

Conversation during a car ride with someone you barely know can be strange, to say the least. If you picked out the restaurant then tell her about it. If she did, then ask her about it. If you are on your way to the museum or the park or the Movie Theater then talk about it. In other words discuss your planned evening not how good she might look tied up in the shower sucking your cock. You did help to plan one…the date I mean…didn’t you? Well, you should have. It shows that you take an interest in scheduling the time the two of you will have together. It also helps to ensure that you get as much out of the evening as she will by also doing something that interests you. Once you have arrived at your destination, you may consider opening the car door for her. This doesn’t mean you have to, it just means you may want to consider it. It also depends on the kind of girl she is. She may feel liberal enough that opening a door for her may be insulting. So open the car door and if you receive a negative response whether verbally or otherwise then don’t open another door for her and excuse yourself and say you were only being courteous and not demeaning.

Now, paying for the bill. This could be a bit tricky. I say that if you took the initiative on asking her then you should pay. If she took the initiative on asking you out on a date or it was a mutual decision then you should discuss this with her prior to the date taking place. Let her know that you’re asking her how she’d like to handle it out of respect for her and not that you are trying to get out of paying for her. Some women feel that if the man pays for the evening, especially on the first few dates that she is expected to “pay out” afterwards. This may make her uncomfortable throughout the entire evening. So it is best to discuss it before hand. If you’re splitting the bill then just split it in half. Don’t sit there with a calculator and figure out who had the $4 drink and who had the $6 one. So the movie didn’t live up to it’s hype, the dinner was cold and conversation was in a lull all evening, what do you do? Respectfully, drop her off home and say goodnight and suggest the possibility of having another date. It may just have been all of these outside elements that ruined the evening. I mean neither of you created the movie or the advertisements for it nor were either of you the cook at the restaurant and as for conversation well that could have gone a rye even if it was a great evening simply because she may be a bit shy. So, give her the benefit of the doubt and try it again. This time around perhaps invite her to your home for a meal or a picnic in the park.

Sex for desert? This depends on how well you both got along through the evening. There is more to having sex on your first few dates with her than restaurants, movies or museums. You have to have chemistry and it has to be mutual. If she invites you into her home at the end of the evening and says “Would you like a cup of coffee or tea?” This may not imply “I want to fuck you until sunrise and then make you breakfast.” It may just mean “I had a great time and would like to be in your company a bit longer.” So keep that in mind stud muffin. So, there you have it - some helpful hints for your date with the hottie you picked up at the grocery store. Now go out and have some fun. Spring Break is here and love is in the air. It’s the perfect time of year to get laid, then again, when isn’t it?