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July 12th, 2005

Sex, Getting What You Want.

Strawberry teaches you how to get your housewife / long-term lover back in the sack.
In the beginning, you never had to ask for sex did you? It was considered a basic food group that you would consume on a daily basis. I bet at one time or another, you found yourself having morning sex and you probably caught a blow job anywhere from - on your kitchen table to the living room sofa and probably in some public facility. And you most likely didn’t even have to shower before hand. Ahhh yes, the golden days of dirty after work sex when you were wanted. But it’s different now. You might find yourself these days having appointment sex with your own spouse or long term relationship lover. There’s no longer a sexual chemistry.So, where did it all go wrong? STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. Regardless of what Doctor Phil says the problem is with your lover. Somewhere along the line, she forgot what that wink and grin means. What that nudge or the rub on the ass implies. Well, for Christ sake it’s not your fault she has memory loss! But you can help her regain it. Screw getting her some flowers they only die and within a day or two she won’t appreciate them. Forget about the candy it only makes her teeth rot and how attractive will you really find her if she looks like a jack-o-lantern when she smiles? And no, the answer is not taking her out to dinner constantly. It will only lead her to gaining weight and her thinking that she is FAT is not going to help you get any. Well have you told her what you want? That would be my first suggestion. It’s like walking into the food store and expecting a worker there to know what you want and then shop for you. It’s not going to happen. So, tell her what you want and don’t hold back. Be honest and make sure you sound sincere. Women eat it up. So now that you have taken it upon yourself to tell her you want her to try being on top for once, she replies BUT I AM FAT. This is where you need to learn how to work the charm. I suggest that you know of a feature on her body that she is content with already. Then tell her about it. For instance, let’s say she is a bit over weight BUT she has nice breasts and gorgeous eyes. You could respond to her by saying are you kidding me? Unattractive? No honey that isn’t you. You have gorgeous breasts. Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how many women wish they had breasts like yours. And she may say yeah so, look at me. Then that’s your opportunity to tell her you always do and you get lost in her beautiful eyes. What you just did was compliment her and when she tried to counter punch it with a negative response, you were able to throw her back another compliment. At this point she shouldn’t be arguing with you. She should be blushing. Maybe even twirling her hair. But if she puts up a little resistance or gives you the “well, I don’t know” line. Then you have no choice but to go for the jugular. Yeah, the big Kahuna. You got it. THE LIE! Now now, don’t give me that look! Like she actually looked good in that dress? Mmhmm. Got my point? Good. So, you got her on top. She’s doing something up there but it’s not exactly what you had thought it would be like. So, what do you do now? Well, you can’t tell her that she sucks. That will only discourage her from doing it again. So, in that bedroom voice of yours, that at one time would give her goose bumps, tell her to move a certain way and when she does it make it known that you like it that way! That it feels incredible. That no woman has ever done that as perfectly before. Encouraging her both during and soon after the act is done will encourage her to do it on her own more often. Well, it’s done. The cigarettes are lit and one of you has gotten up to get something to drink. Well, don’t think you’re done. This is where the “encouraging soon after the act is done” takes place. Even if it’s just for 5 minutes. You have to reinforce that what the two of you just experienced was wonderful, that she is absolutely beautiful and that you love her. I saw that! Stop crossing your fingers under the comforter! Be sincere and remember that at this point you’re fishing. She already took the bait, now you have to reel her in. One more thing, as the sex begins again remember to continue discussing it with her. Open it up for suggestions. Tell her that your sex life with her has begun to flourish again and that because it is so wonderful and so incredible you don’t want to see it fizzle out again. Ask her what she wants from you. From there the path is all up to you and how well you convey to her what it is that you want. Don’t be afraid to tell her or even ask her. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Hopefully one day she will feel comfortable with buying toys, surprising you with sexy lingerie and introducing fruits and syrups to your sex. It’s all possible! Hell, you may actually come home one day to find her watching porn. Just don’t rush it. Take it slow and judge it wisely. Women are like dogs. If you don’t tell them “good job” when they retrieve your newspaper, they may end up shitting on your lawn. Well, not literally. Then again, there goes that kinky public sex you always wanted! Come back in two weeks to find out how to introduce THE THIRD PARTY. No, no, no, get that threesome out of your head, for now. I am talking about something else. So, come back in two weeks to find out all about what it is and how to use it to your advantage.